Dirty Masseur Review

Dirty Masseur is more than just a massage site. This is a triple-X extravaganza with the hottest babes, MILFs and pornstars rubbing their nipples and pussies up against any guy who happens to lay on their massage tables. The scenes may start out innocent enough, but these sexy ladies know how to get a rise out of their men and better yet, they know just what it takes to bring about a happy ending for all.

DirtyMasseur is part of the Brazzers network and you end up with access to another 29 sites including DayWithAPornstar, BigTitsInUniform and BigButtsLikeItBig. There is a diverse range of niches and themes and the content is mostly exclusive. Yet, there is still more. There are live shows and live cams, there is a forum and behind-the-scenes reels and there are thousands of extra non-exclusive video scenes at your beck and call.

Navigating the content from DirtyMasseur tends to be an easy thing. There are 69 episodes and you can sort them by rating, views and date or filter them by date, model or tag. You can also choose to display the scenes in brief or full view and you can choose how many scenes you want on a page. It's a pretty great set-up and very user-friendly.

Scenes are added weekly and the site, launched in December 2011 has more than enough content to reflect how long they have been online. The chicks are gorgeous, but then a lot of them are pornstars and therefore this is expected. There are great oily massages, but not every scene offers chicks being rubbed down with oils. On the other hand, every scene does tend to have a massage, a blowjob and some hard sex. The massages often happen in a parlour setting, but I also noticed a gym-room and a pool-side massage.

Screen caps come with every scene, as do digital stills. You can download a whole set, which usually includes over 400 images, you can view them manually or you can play the slideshow. Online, the photos fit nicely in the browser so you don't have to do any scrolling. However, if you find them a bit small, you can click the picture and it will enlarge to a slightly bigger (798x532) size. Zip files contain super 2495x1663 images.

There are video preview trailers if you want to preview a flick before downloading. You can watch a full episode stream and download full video scenes. The videos are roughly 30 minutes apiece and file sizes range from 190MB at the low end and 2.85GB at the high end. Downloads come in MP4 (780kbps, 484x272) for mobile, standard definition WMV (2720kbps, 854x480), and there are four MP4 options including HD (12,000kbps, 1920x1080). There are also five- and one-minute clips. The Flash streams are large and play smoothly and there is a feature so that you can jump to very specific action scenes within the film. I really liked this feature.

In the most recent episode that I checked out during my visit, I had the option to jump to deepthroat, oil, massage, titty fuck, cowgirl, missionary and reverse cowgirl positions, for example. The scenes are professional looking with steady camerawork and brightly lit scenes. The massages are a seductive turn-on and with all sorts of action involved in any one scene, it won't be long before you're cumming.

Final Verdict

Dirty Masseur is a massage specific site, but the erotic massages always take a turn into hardcore, so you get a great combination of sexual tension and release. There is a decent enough amount with new scenes added weekly and the quality is absolutely fantastic. Even without the bonus content, Dirty Massage is a turn-on of a site, but with the bonuses you aren't likely to need any other porn site for a while.